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The Lair hosts unique, classy, and delightfully wicked events every month -- always with style, spirit, and a touch of feline mischief.
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Fresh from International Cat Day, Bastet has reluctantly agreed to let the dogs have their turn. She'd like it noted that this arrangement is temporary, somewhat undignified, and absolutely not her idea.
All are welcome to bound loudly in and make themselves at home. But let it be known: women still rule here (by birth, by choice i.e. gurls, or by sheer top-dog confidence). Those presenting as men enter in good-boy accord with that truth.
No chauvinists. No bad vibes. Just wit, warmth, and the occasional chewed slipper.
Respect the queens. Chase the vibe. Wag accordingly.
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House Rules For the Pack
- Keep it lawful. All Chatropolis rules & mortal laws apply. Even the best pups don't get sprung from the pound for free.
- Claim thy name. Choose one and wear it proudly. We prefer names over descriptions: no cryptic symbols or collars without tags unless previously approved. If you must change it, let the Pack know first.
- No digital trickery. VPNs, proxies, or any sneaky IP shenanigans used for mischief will have the pack on your tail. Also: no haunting the yard in endless idle silence (unless you're Sarah, apparently).
- Public sex scenes? Ruffly acceptable. Keep them consensual and classy.
- No male bits on display. Down, boy. We said what we said.
- Offended? Banish it. The sacred Squelch rolls over and hides what you'd rather not see. Drama won't earn you Best in Show.
- Post with grace. Let each video finish before the next and keep images modest (under 500 px). Fetch attention, not clutter.
- The Top Dog & the Pack reign supreme. Their word is law, their coffee strong, their judgment final--including all matters not covered elsewhere in these edicts.
- The Golden Rule glitters here. Treat others as you wish to be treated. Respect, humor, and kindness keep the tail wagging.
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Right meow, 0 Lairfolk are prowling our hallowed halls.
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